Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Gun Sale At The Church, Lyrics

Looking at my statistics, I can see a lot of people have been directed here by search engines looking for the lyrics to the song "Gun Sale At The Church". I have myself in the past tried to find the lyrics on the web without success. Well look no further, here they are.
When I typed this transcript there where a few places where I couldn't quite make out the words and I had to give it my best shot, please correct me in the comments section if you think I got something wrong.

Gun Sale At The Church
(Written by Buddy Blue)

Well let's pack up the kids
and take a break, get away
leave the hustle and bustle
of living from day to day
and I know that the crime
in the city is getting worse

So I'm going on down to
the gun sale at the church

Well my lady's all set
to have us a real good time
Baby Johnny got fins
but he don't seem to mind
so the family’s all ready
to pray
at the holy perch

That's set up in the middle of
the gun sale at the church

Well we'll ask the lord to
forgive us for all our sins
and we'll look at the latest in
gold plated firing pins

Well my two main men are
Jesus and old John Birch

So I'm going on down to
the gun sale at the church

Well we'll ask the lord to
forgive us for all our sins
and we'll look at the latest in
gold plated firing pins

Well let's pack up the kids
and take a break, get away
leave the hustle and bustle
of living from day to day
and I know that the crime
in the city is getting worse

So I'm going on down to
the gun sale at the church

So I'm going on down to
the gun sale at the church

So I'm going on down to
the gun sale at the church

Friday, 25 May 2007

Gun Sale at the Church

One of my favourite bands playing one of their best songs, I just love the biting sarcasm of the lyrics.

Beat Farmers - Gun Sale at the Church



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Saturday, 21 April 2007

Coffe Soap

Introducing Shower Shock, the original and world's first caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek.
A caffeinated soap? This will change society completely. Instead of taking that business representative to a coffee shop, you can just hit the showers.
I might just slip one into our shower, that way I only have to avoid the wife until she had her shower. Also I wonder if a bath tub filled with coffee would work too? That is one experiment I could easily perform on myself, combining my passion for cappuccino with foam baths, watch these pages for the result. I could even be getting some of that tan back that I lost when we left Australia, currently I'm whiter than white, I'm 150% caucasian.


Another lingual thing I always have found funny, when it comes to coffee science English and Danish prefer to have O's and A's swapped around:

In English: The active ingredient in Coffee is Caffeine.

In Danish: Den aktive ingrediens i Kaffe er Koffein.

Thursday, 11 January 2007

Fever Dreams

I'm just getting on top again after a couple of weeks with a bad cold. One of the first nights when the cold really kicked in was very weird with those fever dreams you only get when you are sick. I dreamt that I was sleeping with a bicycle on top of me for a cover and a shopping trolley for a pillow. Once in a while I would wake up fully, clear my fevered mind of this silly notion and then go back to sleep only to slip right back into my uncomfortable illusion of sleeping in a pile of vehicles of transport and retail.

I also dreamt back to the time when we were living in Singapore, I dreamt about walking around in Tampines Mall close to our house block. It was in a Electronic shop here that I first time saw one of the new iMacs when they were first put on the market. In my fever dream I suddenly had a bright idea for marketing the iMacs. With every iMac you would get a free fake moustache to wear when using the machine. Of course this would only be an attractive offer for men, so the moustache would be designed to be snipped in two with a pair of scissors so women could use them as bushy eyebrows.

It all made sense in my dream....