- New Zealand was the first place to allow Chuck Norris to vote!
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Chuck Norris.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Chuck Norris.
- Peanuts and Chuck Norris are beans.
- Americans discard enough Chuck Norris to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Chuck Norris.
- Native Americans never actually ate Chuck Norris; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
- If you blow out all the candles on Chuck Norris with one breath, your wish will come true.
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Chuck Norris.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Chuck Norris.
Thursday, 29 June 2006
Finally, an online fact generator.