Friday, 24 February 2006

Chuck Norris Facts

The other day I came across another one of those phenomena that everybody seems to know about, but somehow has escaped my attention.
This time it's little known facts about Chuck Norris.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

  • The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

  • Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

  • Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

  • Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

  • On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

  • Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

  • Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

  • Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.


  1. Hi Dazza, see you learnt how to copy & paste or did you type it?

  2. Whats copy and paste?

  3. Copy & Paste is an ancient art-form that pupils at school have rediscovered with the rise of the Internet.